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Pandora’s Box 10/19
sun. oct 19, 11:02 amHi everyoneeeee great news. After my incident, I am pleased to announce I do not have epilepsy! I confirmed this status earlier today when I attended the basement for the first time since the big seize and did NOT explode in front of the colorful lights. I have yet to get…
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October 1 & Blog Reflections
On the last Saturday of summer, I stepped on a crunchy orange leaf on a softball field. My lunch that day was hot dogs and a plate of fries between my two games, in which I scored four runs. To be at softball on time, I woke up at 7 in the morning after getting…
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Eduardo’s Rules for Dating
Why is it called Fashion Week if it only lasts five days? To be honest, I don’t really care. I don’t know how to dress and sometimes the fashion girls wear outfits I find beyond heinous, so it’s obviously not my scene. Enough so, that my man who’s not my man went to an afterparty…
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Beggars Can’t Be Choosers
Good morning, Brooklyn. I’m hungover. Who can say they’re surprised? Last night was a cute night out with my friend David (gay David, not straight David, for those of you familiar with the latter). I went to House of Yes for the first time in a year and it’s still as disappointing as I left…
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September Summer Recap
Well, it’s September first, so you know what that means. Merry Christmas! While the celebration for the upcoming holiday officially begins today, it’s also still Summer. For some reason, every digital publication treats this date like the official end of the season. According to science, however, the start of fall isn’t until the 22nd, but…
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Laundry 2
I’m never seeing the laundryman again. It’s been over a week since I moved, and life couldn’t be better because I haven’t seen Rick. The sun’s shining a bit brighter- especially now that I have a window in my bedroom. All week I’ve been looking forward to laundry day, at my new laundromat across the…
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The Last Walk Home
Y’all no tea no shade but I would fuck up a cheeseburger right now. Who cares that it’s seven in the morning? I’ve been out since 1 and missed dinner anyway. I stumble out of the club’s man-made haze into the city’s natural fog and the change of scenery washes over me. There’s something delicious…
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August & 73 Questions
Hello August. This year has been flying by. Is this some collective dream or just how time passes when you’re an adult? I’ll keep today’s blog short and sweet because I have more coming your way soon (threat). As always, here are my top tracks of last month: Unsurprisingly, “Apple” takes her rightful spot at…
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The Hamster Wheel
I’m pissed off. I’m in pain. I’m full of dreams. I’m full of stars. I have a voice. I love to sing. I love to dance. I love to drink. Not to excess. Well, I did last night but that was an accident. You can thank the daddies at The Townhouse for that. I just…
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NASTY GIRL SUMMER
And on the third day, the Lord said: “IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?” Happy Gay Guy Friday everyone. And happy summer. It’s the first Gay Guy Friday of the season, and I couldn’t be more excited for what the next few weeks have in store. Today I will offer insights into what the summer…
Gay Club Jet Lag 