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Pandora’s Box 10/19
sun. oct 19, 11:02 amHi everyoneeeee great news. After my incident, I am pleased to announce I do not have epilepsy! I confirmed this status earlier today when I attended the basement for the first time since the big seize and did NOT explode in front of the colorful lights. I have yet to get…
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Eduardo’s Rules for Dating
Why is it called Fashion Week if it only lasts five days? To be honest, I don’t really care. I don’t know how to dress and sometimes the fashion girls wear outfits I find beyond heinous, so it’s obviously not my scene. Enough so, that my man who’s not my man went to an afterparty…
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Laundry 2
I’m never seeing the laundryman again. It’s been over a week since I moved, and life couldn’t be better because I haven’t seen Rick. The sun’s shining a bit brighter- especially now that I have a window in my bedroom. All week I’ve been looking forward to laundry day, at my new laundromat across the…
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The Hamster Wheel
I’m pissed off. I’m in pain. I’m full of dreams. I’m full of stars. I have a voice. I love to sing. I love to dance. I love to drink. Not to excess. Well, I did last night but that was an accident. You can thank the daddies at The Townhouse for that. I just…
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May Reflections
Well everyone, May is over. May is CANCELED. #MayIsOverParty #IAlreadyUsedTheWord OverInTheFirstSentence #IsThatBadWriting I’ll keep this brief because I just posted and I have a good feeling I’ll post again soon (threat). In the past month, the power of Spring was on full display. It’s easy to get swept away by the first tastes of warm…
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Bazooka
In my ideal world, I sit in a big red chair all day in front of a TV set. There’s a cat sitting in my lap and a universal remote in my hands that gives me whatever I want, whenever I want. Donuts? Click. A jug of water? Click. The RENAISSANCE visuals? Click.
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PUSSY IN BIO… HEART ON SLEEVE
If you’ve been anywhere near twitter these days, you’ve probably noticed Elon’s porn bots proudly touting the new trend- PUSSY IN BIO. In a way, we must admire these digital superheroes, for laying their shit out for everyone to see.
Gay Club Jet Lag 