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August & 73 Questions
Hello August. This year has been flying by. Is this some collective dream or just how time passes when you’re an adult? I’ll keep today’s blog short and sweet because I have more coming your way soon (threat). As always, here are my top tracks of last month: Unsurprisingly, “Apple” takes her rightful spot at…
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Laundry
I’m beefing with the laundry man. Whenever I walk in, he glares at me. What did I do wrong? Not to point fingers, but if anyone has the right to be upset, it’s me. He owes me three quarters. But what does he know of honor? He assumes everyone is lying to him. I suppose…
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The Hamster Wheel
I’m pissed off. I’m in pain. I’m full of dreams. I’m full of stars. I have a voice. I love to sing. I love to dance. I love to drink. Not to excess. Well, I did last night but that was an accident. You can thank the daddies at The Townhouse for that. I just…
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Bye Gay, Hello July
Hello all. It’s July first, which means I am straight now. Woof. Is anyone else violently hungover today? Time flies when you’re having fun, and June was no exception. How I feel today reveals that my body is a temple—the Temple of Doom. But that’s the best Indiana Jones movie, so I can say that…
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Sugar Baby Application
It’s the last Gay Guy Friday of Pride Month, and I am just sick of it everyone. Sick of what you may ask? Being poor. I’ve been unemployed for two months and finally got paid for the first time yesterday. Since the end of April, I’ve lived strictly off chopped walnuts and leafy greens, like…
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The Cost of Being Gay
Happy Gay Guy Friday everyone. As we know, it’s Pride Month, which means that the only ones more offended by all our events than the Baptists are our wallets. At every turn, another corporation is dyeing its corporate logo rainbow to tout their allyship. Gay bars are hosting more events and raising their covers. Every…
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NASTY GIRL SUMMER
And on the third day, the Lord said: “IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?” Happy Gay Guy Friday everyone. And happy summer. It’s the first Gay Guy Friday of the season, and I couldn’t be more excited for what the next few weeks have in store. Today I will offer insights into what the summer…
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May Reflections
Well everyone, May is over. May is CANCELED. #MayIsOverParty #IAlreadyUsedTheWord OverInTheFirstSentence #IsThatBadWriting I’ll keep this brief because I just posted and I have a good feeling I’ll post again soon (threat). In the past month, the power of Spring was on full display. It’s easy to get swept away by the first tastes of warm…
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Lady Gaga: Chromatica Ball- REVIEWED
Praise the Nurtec gods, the Chromatica Ball is finally available to stream on HBO Max. As a fan of Lady Gaga, it’s been a tumultuous four years since the release of her last studio album, Chromatica (2020). 2020 was a challenging year for many obvious reasons, and as a result, The GAGA BALL: Chromatica was…
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Bazooka
In my ideal world, I sit in a big red chair all day in front of a TV set. There’s a cat sitting in my lap and a universal remote in my hands that gives me whatever I want, whenever I want. Donuts? Click. A jug of water? Click. The RENAISSANCE visuals? Click.
Gay Club Jet Lag 